That's just not right....

How is it even possible that summer is over and it is 100 degrees, EVERY DAY?  I'm not even going to be able to take all my wonderful children outside at school because it's like code black everyday.  (code black means if your outside for 30 minutes, you just die.  You just topple over and melt into the ground.)  Outside feels like a Mortal Kombat fatality move where fire shoots out of your hands and you burn your opponent to death.  I can't drive because my steering wheel melts in my hand.  If I grab it too tight, I get blisters.  I'm very sorry to everyone in Houston that has leather seats.  How can you even sit down???  Today Carly and I talked seriously about moving our bed into the kitchen because it's always cool in there.  We decided against it though because we didn't think it would be good for the shape of our body...  A bed in the kitchen???  I'd never even have to stand.  I'd like to apologize to everyone too because starting tomorrow, traffic in Houston will get a lot worse.  Awesome.  I'm sorry.  Kids don't come back to school for a week so starting next week, I'll attempt to bring "child humor" to these post things.  I usually cry laughing at least once a week at the kids at school for saying/doing something hilarious, so stay tuned for those updates.  In the mean time, try not to melt Houston and watch out for those fire coated steering wheels!